September 2011
142 posts
SIRIUS THOSE ARE MY COOKIES
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-menacing stare back-
-tries to stand on his tippy toes to look taller-
-pushes him back down-
-smacks his hand away and puffs his chest out-
-tickles him-
-tries to keep a straight face-
-smirks-
…are you done, sir?
-tickles him harder- Not til you...
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-rolls off of her-
-rolls on top of him-
Well hello.
Hi. -boops his nose-
-nibbles her nose- Hay.
-wrinkles her nose- Ouch.
-kisses it- Better?
SIRIUS THOSE ARE MY COOKIES
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-menacing stare back-
-tries to stand on his tippy toes to look taller-
-pushes him back down-
-smacks his hand away and puffs his chest out-
-tickles him-
-tries to keep a straight face-
-smirks-
…are you done, sir?
-tickles him harder- Not til you wee yourself like a little...
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-rolls off of her-
-rolls on top of him-
Well hello.
Hi. -boops his nose-
-nibbles her nose- Hay.
SIRIUS THOSE ARE MY COOKIES
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-menacing stare back-
-tries to stand on his tippy toes to look taller-
-pushes him back down-
-smacks his hand away and puffs his chest out-
-tickles him-
-tries to keep a straight face-
-smirks-
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-kisses her cheek- You smell good.
-nuzzles him- You too.
:3 -boops-
:3 -nibbles his shoulder-
-bites her finger-
You’re really heavy and I think I’m gonna die if you don’t move.
-rolls off of her-
-rolls on top of him-
Well hello.
SIRIUS THOSE ARE MY COOKIES
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-licks his lips and winks-
-smacks his forehead-
If that ever happens again, I’m topping.
-laughs- Right, like I’d ever be your bitch.
We’ll see, Potter.
That we will, Black.
-menacing stare-
-menacing stare back-
-tries to stand on his tippy toes to look taller-
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-kisses her cheek- You smell good.
-nuzzles him- You too.
:3 -boops-
:3 -nibbles his shoulder-
-bites her finger-
You’re really heavy and I think I’m gonna die if you don’t move.
-rolls off of her-
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-kisses her cheek- You smell good.
-nuzzles him- You too.
:3 -boops-
:3 -nibbles his shoulder-
-bites her finger-
SIRIUS THOSE ARE MY COOKIES
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-licks his lips and winks-
-smacks his forehead-
If that ever happens again, I’m topping.
-laughs- Right, like I’d ever be your bitch.
We’ll see, Potter.
That we will, Black.
-menacing stare-
-menacing stare back-
-tries to stand on his tippy toes to look taller-
-pushes him back down-
SIRIUS THOSE ARE MY COOKIES
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-licks his lips and winks-
-smacks his forehead-
If that ever happens again, I’m topping.
-laughs- Right, like I’d ever be your bitch.
We’ll see, Potter.
That we will, Black.
-menacing stare-
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-pinches-
-screeches-
I miss you, four eyes.
Miss you too, blondie.
-opens her arms-
-launches himself into her arms-
-falls and snuggles him-
-kisses her cheek- You...
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-pinches-
-screeches-
I miss you, four eyes.
Miss you too, blondie.
-opens her arms-
-launches himself into her arms-
-falls and snuggles him-
-kisses her cheek- You smell good.
SIRIUS THOSE ARE MY COOKIES
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-tackles-
-shrieks and mashes one into his face-
YOURS ARE ON YOUR BED, ASS.
-licks cookie off of his cheek-
Oh. Thanks mate! -trots off-
She sent condoms as well but I’m taking them because we all know you’re not getting laid.
Hey! I can get laid!
Best friends don’t...
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marlene-mckinnonn replied to your post: SIRIUS THOSE ARE MY COOKIES
-pinches-
-screeches-
I miss you, four eyes.
Miss you too, blondie.
-opens her arms-
-launches himself into her arms-
SIRIUS THOSE ARE MY COOKIES
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-tackles-
-shrieks and mashes one into his face-
YOURS ARE ON YOUR BED, ASS.
-licks cookie off of his cheek-
Oh. Thanks mate! -trots off-
She sent condoms as well but I’m taking them because we all know you’re not getting laid.
Hey! I can get laid!
Best friends don’t count.
-licks his lips and...
SIRIUS THOSE ARE MY COOKIES
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-tackles-
-shrieks and mashes one into his face-
YOURS ARE ON YOUR BED, ASS.
-licks cookie off of his cheek-
Oh. Thanks mate! -trots off-
She sent condoms as well but I’m taking them because we all know you’re not getting laid.
Hey! I can get laid!
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-pinches-
-screeches-
I miss you, four eyes.
Miss you too, blondie.
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-screeches-
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SIRIUS THOSE ARE MY COOKIES
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-tackles-
-shrieks and mashes one into his face-
YOURS ARE ON YOUR BED, ASS.
-licks cookie off of his cheek-
Oh. Thanks mate! -trots off-
SIRIUS THOSE ARE MY COOKIES
-tackles-
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-rolls a Quaffle against the wall-
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Yeah, see! Oh, um by the way my sheets are in the laundry so we’re sharing a bed tonight.
…there is a couch in the common room with your name on it.
Your bed is better though.
Obviously. But you snore really loud.
Well put a silencing charm on me! Are you a wizard or not?
-flings the quaffle at his...
-rolls a Quaffle against the wall-
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Yeah, see! Oh, um by the way my sheets are in the laundry so we’re sharing a bed tonight.
…there is a couch in the common room with your name on it.
Your bed is better though.
Obviously. But you snore really loud.
Well put a silencing charm on me! Are you a wizard or not?
-rolls a Quaffle against the wall-
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-licks his lips- I’d like that.
This is a fail-proof plan. Why are we so brilliant?
Someone has to have the brains at this school, Padders.
I thought that was Remus’s job until this very moment.
No, no. You’ve been all wrong. He’s got booksmarts…but we’re natural geniuses.
Ohhhhh. Of...
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-licks his lips- I’d like that.
This is a fail-proof plan. Why are we so brilliant?
Someone has to have the brains at this school, Padders.
I thought that was Remus’s job until this very moment.
No, no. You’ve been all wrong. He’s got booksmarts…but we’re natural geniuses.
Ohhhhh. Of course!
Yeah, see! Oh, um by...
-rolls a Quaffle against the wall-
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-licks his lips- I’d like that.
This is a fail-proof plan. Why are we so brilliant?
Someone has to have the brains at this school, Padders.
I thought that was Remus’s job until this very moment.
No, no. You’ve been all wrong. He’s got booksmarts…but we’re natural geniuses.
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And books, yeah? Obviously books.
Yes. Chocolate biscuits and books. So we just sniff his potions until we find one that smells like chocolate biscuits and books?
Perfect, Holmes. -high fives-
And then when we catch him, you can swoop in and sweep Lily off her feet.
Well, duh. And once we tell her...
-rolls a Quaffle against the wall-
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And books, yeah? Obviously books.
Yes. Chocolate biscuits and books. So we just sniff his potions until we find one that smells like chocolate biscuits and books?
Perfect, Holmes. -high fives-
And then when we catch him, you can swoop in and sweep Lily off her feet.
Well, duh. And once we tell her what her captor has been doing to...
-rolls a Quaffle against the wall-
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And books, yeah? Obviously books.
Yes. Chocolate biscuits and books. So we just sniff his potions until we find one that smells like chocolate biscuits and books?
Perfect, Holmes. -high fives-
-rolls a Quaffle against the wall-
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-glazes over, then nods and claps- Fucking love potions. He’s feeding her love potions.
YES. He must be. And when she um…-points to his crotch- he had forgotten to give it to her. -nods-
Right. That’s gotta be it. We figured it out, Padfoot! We’re like Sherlock and Holmes!
...
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-glazes over, then nods and claps- Fucking love potions. He’s feeding her love potions.
YES. He must be. And when she um…-points to his crotch- he had forgotten to give it to her. -nods-
Right. That’s gotta be it. We figured it out, Padfoot! We’re like Sherlock and Holmes!
-fist bumps- I’m Holmes...
-rolls a Quaffle against the wall-
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-glazes over, then nods and claps- Fucking love potions. He’s feeding her love potions.
YES. He must be. And when she um…-points to his crotch- he had forgotten to give it to her. -nods-
Right. That’s gotta be it. We figured it out, Padfoot! We’re like Sherlock and Holmes!
-fist bumps- I’m Holmes because I’m cuter. Now…how do we...
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I dunno, mate…Snivelly’s getting it from the hottest girl in school…anything could happen.
Still can’t even comprehend that.
It’s not bloody fair! What does he have that I don’t?
He’s probably put her under the Imperius curse.. That’s the only thing I can come up with.
-glazes over, then nods and...
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I dunno, mate…Snivelly’s getting it from the hottest girl in school…anything could happen.
Still can’t even comprehend that.
It’s not bloody fair! What does he have that I don’t?
He’s probably put her under the Imperius curse.. That’s the only thing I can come up with.
-glazes over, then nods and claps- Fucking love potions....
-rolls a Quaffle against the wall-
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I dunno, mate…Snivelly’s getting it from the hottest girl in school…anything could happen.
Still can’t even comprehend that.
It’s not bloody fair! What does he have that I don’t?
-rolls a Quaffle against the wall-
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Just tell her it’s a special Swedish lubricant. -smirks- Trust me, it works.
-laughs- I doubt she’s that stupid. She’s not like every other dumb slag in this school.
Huh…that’s a shame. Just a slag then?
Guess so. Sometimes I think she just wants to work her way through the Marauders.
-laughs- Peter...
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Just tell her it’s a special Swedish lubricant. -smirks- Trust me, it works.
-laughs- I doubt she’s that stupid. She’s not like every other dumb slag in this school.
Huh…that’s a shame. Just a slag then?
Guess so. Sometimes I think she just wants to work her way through the Marauders.
-laughs- Peter will shit himself when...
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Just tell her it’s a special Swedish lubricant. -smirks- Trust me, it works.
-laughs- I doubt she’s that stupid. She’s not like every other dumb slag in this school.
Huh…that’s a shame. Just a slag then?
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You dirty slut! -aims the ball for his naughties- Were the wings good?
Damn right. -screeches and guards himself- Watch it.
The wings were delicious. I smothered them in ranch, of course.
Heh, precious cargo. -winks-
That’s the only way to eat them! And how was McKinnon’s vag?
-wiggles his eyebrows-
...
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You dirty slut! -aims the ball for his naughties- Were the wings good?
Damn right. -screeches and guards himself- Watch it.
The wings were delicious. I smothered them in ranch, of course.
Heh, precious cargo. -winks-
That’s the only way to eat them! And how was McKinnon’s vag?
-wiggles his eyebrows-
Delicious.
Smother it in...
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You dirty slut! -aims the ball for his naughties- Were the wings good?
Damn right. -screeches and guards himself- Watch it.
The wings were delicious. I smothered them in ranch, of course.
Heh, precious cargo. -winks-
That’s the only way to eat them! And how was McKinnon’s vag?
-rolls a Quaffle against the wall-
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-waddles over and stops it with his foot-
Nice walk. -laughs-
Hush. -plops against the wall and rolls it back to him-
-cackles and rolls it back- How you feelin’?
Spent most of my day perched on a heating pad. Not too bad.
You?
Read a bit, fapped a bit, went flying, took a nap....
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-waddles over and stops it with his foot-
Nice walk. -laughs-
Hush. -plops against the wall and rolls it back to him-
-cackles and rolls it back- How you feelin’?
Spent most of my day perched on a heating pad. Not too bad.
You?
Read a bit, fapped a bit, went flying, took a nap. Typical Sunday. -smiles-
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-waddles over and stops it with his foot-
Nice walk. -laughs-
Hush. -plops against the wall and rolls it back to him-
-cackles and rolls it back- How you feelin’?
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-waddles over and stops it with his foot-
Nice walk. -laughs-
-rolls a Quaffle against the wall-
SIRIUS.
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>.> <.<
-snuggles up to him-
…don’t be gay, dude. -snickers-
I just came in your ass.
-kisses his ear-
-laughs and leans over to kiss his nose- We just um…won’t ever speak of this again, right?
Definitely. -nuzzles-
SIRIUS.
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>.> <.<
-snuggles up to him-
…don’t be gay, dude. -snickers-
I just came in your ass.
-kisses his ear-
SIRIUS.
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Fuck, yes! -clenches his teeth and moans-
-quickens his pace, reaching around to stroke Siri’s cock-
-thrusts against his hand and moans louder-
-grips his cock tight, stroking it in rhythm with his thrusts-
-groans- James…I’m gonna…
FUCK, Sirius!...